Cooking 101.

-Take two cups of flour, add 1/2 cup warm milk, 1 cup water, a pinch of salt.
-Mix the mixture for at least 5 minutes.
-The consistency must be like, you know the clay children use for making models? yeah that (really, believe me).
-keep that aside for some time. let it ferment.
-now take two onions, a bell pepper, some cilantro, some lettuce and some peas (peace too bro).
-dice them properly.
-oh! you should have added yeast to the dough, you’re bad at this aren’t you?
-now run the the vegetables in a mixer once or twice.
-pour it on the pan with the tomato puree we prepared.
-saute and let it boil for 7 minutes exact (EXACT!).
-wait for 3 whistles and unload the dough.
-wait WHAT?!

Okay you must be more attentive.
-now take all those and throw it in your dustbin, I repeat dustbin!. (We don’t want blue cross or toxicologists snooping around your house)
-do this before your Mom sees you or this.
-If seen, Run!. Simply RUN.

-Ask Mom to cook.

~30 nalil samayal katru kolvathu eppadi 😛

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