Could. Not. Resist.

I’ve always wanted to write about English or rather deliberately wrongly spelt English.
No, I’m not talking about people who don’t know proper English ,they’re the best and try their best.
This is about the other side -The ones who KNOW English.

Text a person ‘Hi, how are you?’. and they reply ‘m gd, nd hru?’
at first I never understood any of this, but after I Finished my German A1 it all made sense, Yeah.

Well some of the can be forgiven cause they punctuate.
and others, well, you decide. They’re like “i lik cukng my famly my dog nd my phne” (okay, what?!)

The most punk type are these. The ones that misspell words for style.
There was a post that said “Mi Baybee iz duh besht in duh wurld, hee cuks yevry daii fur meh :D”
I ACTUALLY Googled this for some kind of spell or incantation.

My favorite: The Typos
Yesterday, I walked into a Bra.
^I’m just gonna leave this here.
And if you’re wondering, I belong here.

If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur

~My favorite nation -ExplaNation.


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